opposite Walmart*


“I have since quit Walmart but not because it’s a bad place to work. I am tired of lazy customers that are too stupid to find things on their own and ask me to hold their hands to find something. Customers with legit questions are fine: had a lady ask me where vibrating ccok [sic] rings were. I didn’t know, but we found them near condoms.”

-john the mann

*Fantasy Gifts, 1437 University Ave. W